Blastin' and Castin' in the Texas Outdoors

We havea lot of good times, the road was a drug when we started way back, our wheels rolled on steady, now its forgetting the race to find an open space and leaving that city far behind We’ll be up in the morning before the sun, since anything beats working on the job and everyone knows the early worm gets the fish. The world is your oyster, let the high times carry the low, walk where the sun is shining, lay your burdens down and think to yourself that it sure feels good feeling good again.


Sunday, August 30, 2009

Two Things...

1. I bet this is the first black mamba that ever graced this page. No I didn't kill it. I was standing a LONG distance away screaming like a little girl, "I'M SCARED!! I'M SCARED!!"


2. Woody apparently has a twin from South Africa. Not only looks, but mannerisms and all.


10 Comments:

Blogger ~z said...

I thought that WAS Woody! I was readin and wondering where the heck Woody went to be able to tail grip a mamba. I figure if it was him there would be an action shop of him swingin it laso style while singing some Perrt Como...Papa loves mamba...mamma loves mamba

So how did this critter meet its demise? Looks almost too long to whip its guts up. Oh yea, and far too scary for that also.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Watts said...

well, the demising was not quite though out thoroughly enough in my opinion. Mambas are able to raise 2/3 of their bodies off the ground. That means this particular one could look me level in the eyes if he wanted to. From that position, it can strike repeatedly in just a couple of seconds, injecting enough venom to kill a whole passle of people. That said, a local did what any of us would have done with a rattle snake. He grabbed a 3 foot 2x4 and poked at the snake trying to irritate it enough so it would start rising up. Once it got about 3 feet off the ground, the guy "T-balled" it. while it was laid over, he knocked it repeatedly in the head.

10:00 PM  
Blogger ~z said...

Am I to assume there are no pictures of that? I'm also gonna guess it wasnt the white guy who did this?

3:52 AM  
Blogger steven-hoffman said...

Woody,

I didn't know you lived in South Africa

1:03 AM  
Blogger brian said...

No shit. The post from Mongolia is followed up with a report from South Africa? You rednecks are going international!

4:26 AM  
Blogger Watts said...

Chris -- You are correct. I never seem to have my camera at the good times. after this was all finished, i had to drive all the way back to the hotel and get it. You are also correct in saying that whitey didn't do this. He was actually saying to not kill it becasue he wanted to catch it and take it down the road to release it.

Brian -- Yeah, just looking at the posts from this year, there seems to be a large number of international posts. Maybe we should change the name of the blog to "Chris and Alan are Blastin and Castin in the Worldwide Outdoors, and Sometimes Brian Catches Stripper on the Beach."

6:00 AM  
Blogger brian said...

I'm going to kill something so you have to think up a new title.

3:35 AM  
Blogger ~z said...

you will prolly go to jail, did you forget you are in CA? And you just broadcasted it here so now it is premeditated killin something

1:35 PM  
Blogger brian said...

I was planning on killing something out of state. I will be in VA in November when Deer/Turkey are in season so I will probably shoot a squirrel.

6:56 AM  
Blogger ~z said...

Be damn careful that no one thinks the killin took place in CA. Take pictures at the VA state capital so there is no confusion.

2:13 PM  

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