Swine clearly abducted by Aliens

It had rained at least an inch during the day friday, so I went out looking for some pork around dusk. I was walking through the forest on what is normally a well used game trail but it had been wiped smooth by the rain.

I walked slowly listening when I noticed in front of me on the trail a series of large hoof prints, pointed in front, splayed wide apart, with the dew claws pushed into the damp earth. This was a footprint of some serious bacon. I followed the tracks nearly to the edge of the woods but just before the trail broke into a pasture a tree was laid across the path. The tracks veered off the damp muddy path into short grass. There was nowhere else my quarry could have gone other than back at me, out into the pasture or down a steep embankment and into a deep ditch. I checked the ditch and found no footprints so I snuck into the pasture. I couldn't find the big pig but I did find his hoof prints in the middle where it crossed a large low spot. It was here that I found another set of pig tracks coming into the same location from the opposite direction, these weren't as big but there was clearly a large pig and several small ones.

I searched round and round the low washout but the tracks came in from both directions and never went out. Leading me to the obvious conclusion that a flying saucer must have swooped down and abducted my prospects guest of honor at a skinning party.


P.S. Saw about a dozen deer and deer tracks everywhere but the above was the only sign of pork.